Obama... Osama... COINCIDENCE?

Some people play Magic the Gathering. Some people play fuckin ROCK & ROLL MUSIC. We're with Miles on this one. Here's a song from our upcoming EP.

Media Schlitz by brandon_gaffney

The Spits/ T.V. Ghost/ The Narcs and Utah jazz (woah!)

Friday February 24th, 2012

Little Red Booking Presents

The Spits

 Legendary Seattle tarts blasting sweet vomit into our willing ears

T.V. Ghost

Second appearance at Soundlab

haunting our ears once again

Narcs

Getting dangerous and all that shit

Utah Jazz

(thats us)

the drugs like us!

@Soundlab

8pm 

$12 presale (Spiral Scratch/ Record Theater Heights)

$14 at the door

18+ only

Another Quality Program!

On January 27th, 2012
Aluminium Records Presents:

Robin and the Hoodshttp://www.robinandthehoods.bandcamp.com

Women Studieshttp://www.facebook.com/events/251872444880537/

Condition Oakland
(PA PUNK)

And your favorite tardlots back in action
Utah Jazz
(that's us)Its at the Golden Key 367 Connecticut Street Buffalo NY
8:00 doors $2 cover All Ages

The golden is an awesome venue/ dive bar that has recently started doing D.I.Y. punk and garage shows. Come check it out and drink some gennys!

Tapes??? Showws????? Is 9-11 an inside job????????

Yes they were here and they sold out! But Dr. Stephen Phloyd says there are more! Sooooo..... If you haven't got yours yet contact one of us and we will get one to you. The are $3 each.In fact you can grab one at our next gigger!

Saturday, October 22nd 2011

@ The Vault 702 Main Street Buffalo NY

Pleasure Leftists

Cleveland's banshee division finds its latest campaign in the similarly rustfucked terrain of Buffalo ("city of the strange ones"). Why the post-industrial vapidity of this region hasn't spawned a sound as dark and cold as itself until now is beyond me... http://soundcloud.com/fandeathrecords/sets/pleasure-leftists-pleasure

Utah Jazz 

(thats us!) 

Buffalo's tardlots attempt premembering all their songs AND MOOR. At l...east 1 & 1/2 new songs from these high-end wet brains. Their last show until 2012. They have t-shirts with an Iranian folk singer on the cover too. I think. 3 demos also exist. 

Father Ignorant

 Homegrown post-punk/art rock reminiscent of Meat Puppets and mid-90s skate videos.

Area Denial

Featuring: Gifford, Jeffers, Anchovies & Biff
Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives. 1st show for the "old man band".
 

All ages gig.

$6 I imagine.

Around punk show time. 7pm thats punk right?

Drinking and drugzz is allowed and encouraged at The Vault, where you don't have to play on carpets. THANK GAUD.

so we're now recording a 7" RECORD

They say it will be on "vinyl". This is great news!

 

Success!

Thanks to the full moon and the staff at Spiral Scratch the show last week (February 18th) was a great success! Nobody was severely injured and there was minimal damage done to the building. We had one of our better sets even though the P.A. "wasn't working" and vocals were no where to be heard, The Homostupids were cosmic, and Plates were on fire! If Utah Jazz learned one thing that night it would be that Casa Di Pizza makes some great wings!

We must be famous... our MUSIC is on the internetz!

Dear friends and family,

   Brittany has figured out how to use a computer and put some of our songs up on bandcamp, why don't you take a listen for your self, then come check out the show at Spiral Scratch on February 18th!