Friday, April 13, 2012

Obama... Osama... COINCIDENCE?

Some people play Magic the Gathering. Some people play fuckin ROCK & ROLL MUSIC. We're with Miles on this one. Here's a song from our upcoming EP.

Media Schlitz by brandon_gaffney

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

The Spits/ T.V. Ghost/ The Narcs and Utah jazz (woah!)

Friday February 24th, 2012
Little Red Booking Presents

The Spits
 Legendary Seattle tarts blasting sweet vomit into our willing ears

T.V. Ghost
Second appearance at Soundlab
haunting our ears once again

Getting dangerous and all that shit

Utah Jazz
(thats us)
the drugs like us!

$12 presale (Spiral Scratch/ Record Theater Heights)
$14 at the door
18+ only

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Another Quality Program!

On January 27th, 2012
Aluminium Records Presents:

Robin and the Hoods

Women Studies

Condition Oakland

And your favorite tardlots back in action
Utah Jazz
(that's us)
Its at the Golden Key 367 Connecticut Street Buffalo NY
8:00 doors $2 cover All Ages
The golden is an awesome venue/ dive bar that has recently started doing D.I.Y. punk and garage shows. Come check it out and drink some gennys!

Monday, October 17, 2011

Tapes??? Showws????? Is 9-11 an inside job????????

Yes they were here and they sold out! But Dr. Stephen Phloyd says there are more! Sooooo..... If you haven't got yours yet contact one of us and we will get one to you. The are $3 each.In fact you can grab one at our next gigger!

Saturday, October 22nd 2011
@ The Vault 702 Main Street Buffalo NY
Pleasure Leftists
Cleveland's banshee division finds its latest campaign in the similarly rustfucked terrain of Buffalo ("city of the strange ones"). Why the post-industrial vapidity of this region hasn't spawned a sound as dark and cold as itself until now is beyond me...
Utah Jazz 
(thats us!) 
Buffalo's tardlots attempt premembering all their songs AND MOOR. At l...east 1 & 1/2 new songs from these high-end wet brains. Their last show until 2012. They have t-shirts with an Iranian folk singer on the cover too. I think. 3 demos also exist. 
Father Ignorant
 Homegrown post-punk/art rock reminiscent of Meat Puppets and mid-90s skate videos.
Area Denial
Featuring: Gifford, Jeffers, Anchovies & Biff
Lock up your daughters, lock up your wives. 1st show for the "old man band".

All ages gig.

$6 I imagine.

Around punk show time. 7pm thats punk right?

Drinking and drugzz is allowed and encouraged at The Vault, where you don't have to play on carpets. THANK GAUD.

Friday, February 25, 2011


Thanks to the full moon and the staff at Spiral Scratch the show last week (February 18th) was a great success! Nobody was severely injured and there was minimal damage done to the building. We had one of our better sets even though the P.A. "wasn't working" and vocals were no where to be heard, The Homostupids were cosmic, and Plates were on fire! If Utah Jazz learned one thing that night it would be that Casa Di Pizza makes some great wings!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

We must be famous... our MUSIC is on the internetz!

Dear friends and family,
   Brittany has figured out how to use a computer and put some of our songs up on bandcamp, why don't you take a listen for your self, then come check out the show at Spiral Scratch on February 18th!